Mama said there’d be enough
Bangers to go around
But there seems to be a short supply
Of truly awesome sounds

Now there’s no more bangers left
For the rest of us to write
Someone used the best ones up
And stole into the night

Jimi Hendrix used up all the bangers
The bangers I was gonna write for you
That selfish motherfucker
Took all the bangers and ran away
So the next ones is the best that I can do

That selfish motherfucker
Took all the bangers and ran away
So the next ones is the best that I can do

And I promise that I’ll bang one out for you

I promise that I’ll bang one out
Promise that I’ll bang one out
Yes I promise that I’ll bang one out for you

Papa said there’d be enough
Bangers to go around
But there seems to be a short supply
Of truly awesome sounds

Now there’s no more bangers left
For the rest of us to write
Someone used the best ones up
And stole into the night

Lionel Ritchie used up all the bangers
The bangers I was gonna write for you
That sexy motherfucker
Took all the bangers and ran away
So the next ones is the best that I can do

That sexy motherfucker
Took all the bangers and ran away
So the next ones is the best that I can do

And I promise that I’ll bang one out for you

I promise that I’ll bang one out
Promise that I’ll bang one out
Yes I promise that I’ll bang one out for you